Mainly because we were both drunk, and he had a bit of whiskey dick.
I obviously didn't have much to compare it to.
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But when you come out the gate with something like that, every other penis you see seems sorta average.
It's almost comical to think having a big penis equates to good sex, because, honestly -- and this is something I wish I could scream at my early something self -- that's just total bullshit.
Description: It would always fall out, and a couple of times it broke, which was terrifying. Mainly because we were both drunk, and he had a bit of whiskey dick.